Beta, what type of a woman you want to be your Wife?

A question that has been asked many times in past 6 months, and I am still not sure of the answer. I think Life is like KBC, full of questions. You have life lines, if you are confused, take Junta’s opinion, decide if you want to go forth with it. If you have too many options, your parents can help you do fifty-fifty, in the worst case, you have a beshtesht friend whom you can phone and totally depend on his/her opinion.

Here, the similarity ends. KBC has 4 well defined options for people to choose from, Life, almost never does. One might argue that it is the wonders, the mysteries, the infinite options to choose which makes life so full of Joy, but if you look carefully, that someone is probably in Marketing.

Coming back to the question, since I don’t know all the “types” of women, I started looking for a list of the so called “types”. I figured, so many single-and-available males have answered this question, there would be a list like this in a FAQ somewhere. I can visualize your smile, you have already branded me a fool, for Mythology all over the world is full of documentation that

Women, cannot be defined.

It is foolish even to attempt to define a woman, Genies don’t know it, Oracles have answered everything except this, in fact Gods havent imparted this knowledge to anyone, anywhere (and its a general assumption that this is not because its dangerous, but because they themselves are still documenting).

The Geek I am, I refused to give up, I asked my God, “O Google, define:woman”
and Google thus spake:

Woman : an adult female person (as opposed to a man); “the woman kept house while the man hunted”

Yes, see, this is what I was looking for, not the whole encyclopedia, but the one liner which made everything clear. This example is probably too old, written when life was simple, a time which many present day men crave for, a time when people wore use-and-throw Leaf costumes, a time where you had conversations like:

“Me Big. Me Strong. Me Go. Hunt Food. You Stay. Cook food.”

Try saying that to a present day female and all you’ll get is One Tight Slap. Back to square-one, I am still confused. My answer to my parents and relatives has been heavily influenced by the movie I’ve seen last. I have ended up describing Jaahnavi of Lage Raho MunnaBhai to Trinity of Matrix, and the variation has left them confused. Hence I’ve decided to come up with Nimmo.

If you ask,

Who is Nimmo ?

Well, she’s your would-be Bhabhi Ji. I haven’t met her yet, she’s out there, somewhere. Nimmo may or may not be her name. Right now she’s a concept. And if I am lucky, I’ll meet her before she gets married to someone else :)

As the 25th Valentine Day of my life draws to an end. I begin the documentation of my hunt for her.

This is my story.

-@
PS. Speaking of KBC, I humbly think if you do have a beshteshtesht friend, who’s single, available, of desired age, of your choice of preferred sex, and you can use the “phone a friend” lifeline with them for any question anytime in your life, that’s your soul-mate, you’re already the winner of the show, you need look no further.